You walk your dog through the local park. Suddenly you hear Australian gibberish.

"hy geeve me yah fuckin' moolah bloody oath cobber"

Uh oh! The Australian holds up a gun and signals you to give him your wallet.

"bark bark!", says your dog.

An old lady hears the Australian and begins to yell.

"Holdeth still young p'rson, I shall calleth the police on mine own telephoneth!", the old lady shouts, vigorously shaking.

What are you doing?


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